Week 18: Playboy Centerfold

I guess I will just say this bluntly....Because its not like I am really holding anything back this pregnancy.

I had the nicest rack before I had kids.

34 C with a natural lift.

After having kids, I am a flat B and am in constant need of help from my friend Victoria, Victoria Secret that is.

But, as of right now, I will say this, if you hide my belly and face, I have a better rack than most Playboy Bunnies....Even those Bunnies with implants. I seriously would post a picture of them if I was not Mormon or a mommy....Or if my husband would not kill me. I am that proud of them!

Boobies is one of the only parts of pregnancy I do like...Thank you Boobie Fairy! But its a gift that only lasts the 9 months...After that, nursing turns my girls into my worst enemies. They're hard, painful, and disgustingly gross. So cheers to the short lived Playboy Bunny Boobies!

Week 17: Excuse Me

Those two words have been coming out of my mouth since the day those pink little lines showed up on the pregnancy test.

My name is Tiffany Anglesey and I am a fluffer! I have more gas than most middle eastern countries.

I visited my family this week in Colorado. If my brothers were not scared of marriage then, THEY ARE NOW! My brothers were applauded at the amount of gas that cam out of this 4'11 body. I tried sooo hard to blame it on Alexa, but sometimes she was not conveniently around me when I blew. I was out of control and it was soooo embarrassing. It happens at the worst of times.

Doctors say its totally normal during pregnancy and not to worry about it. But how can I not worry about it!? My mother always taught me to be a lady and now I feel like an erupting volcano, ready to blow at any minute. Kory can "assume the position" within seconds (putting his nose in his shirt). A few nights ago, I work up to Kory sleeping in this position after I ate a very appetizing dinner of tacos. Now, I know what you're thinking, "why don't you change your diet"....Hahahaha....Ya, I thought of that too. I did that with Alexa and lets just say, it did not work. All that the diet changed was the intensity of the smell....For the worst!

Its gotten to the point where if I cannot make it too the bathroom in time....I run and errupt next to the person who would most likely be the one blamed (aka...Old people, babies, and men!)

So....If you're fortunate enough to be around me during the rest of my pregnancy, just know that if you smell something a little off....There is no need to be looking around the room and cast judgements at my poor innocent victims (aka Grandma), IT WAS ME!!!!!!

Week 16: "Why do you need more maternity clothes?"

This question came from my husband who could not understand why I needed an Old Navy Black Friday shopping spree.

Yes, I do have plenty of maternity clothes.....But are they wearable in public? NO! My church dresses still have a lot of wear left, but as far as my basic tee's....FORGET IT!

I should have worn a bib during my last pregnancy!!! I could not find one wearable shirt! The stomach portion of all my tee's are completely stained with foods from category in the food groups. Thankfully Old Navy had their Maternity Tee's on sale for $5 last week, so I gobbled one up in every color.

The Duggar Family

So, I use to watch this show all the time when I was in Guam. I love to support family TV shows which promote Christian values. I have a lot of respect for Jim and Michelle. It takes a lot to home school 19 children!

I read in my People mag a few weeks ago they were expecting their 2oth child. Huh. I am not one to judge, but wow....I was kinda surprised they wanted another child after her and her daughter almost died during the last pregnancy. But...Whatever. Its their choice. Maybe their doctors was OK with the idea. Who knows!

As I was going to my yahoo account today, I came across the headline "Duggar Family Miscarries"....HOW SAD! Although I personally would not have gotten prego after such a life threatening situation, a second trimester pregnancy is devastating regardless....Last week I almost thought I had miscarried and some of those same thought came to my mind. I cannot imagine what she is going through.

Then I read the comments below people had written in regards to the story...I could not believe how cruel people can be!

"it's about freakin' time she miscarried!"

"thank god. maybe she'll stop now, those freaks"

"These pigs shouldn't be having that many kids anyway. It's not the 18th Century"

But this is the comment that really bothered me the most.

"one less mouth we the american taxpayers have to feed......... FORCED STERILIZATION!! They could be the poster children for it!! Whats the matter with ppl like that!!"

This person has obviously never watched the show. This family is the most self-sufficient family I have ever seen! They built their own house, own several successful businesses (prior to the show), and even in the days of TLC, they still pinch their pennies. In addition, they have given hundreds of thousands of dollars to charity. I understand that Americans are frustrated with families who rely on government support while continuing to have more children. That is frustrating. But, this family has never relied on the government support to feed or cloth their family, so to make such an allegation is completely baseless.

Sad thing is....Americans can rally around "Teen Moms"...But can make such hateful comments to a mother who is in morning of the loss of a child.

Would I have conceived my 20th child after almost losing my life after the 19th?....Probably not....But geeze, some people sure have some extreme hatred out there.

Preggo in my Eggo

I'll be 16 weeks tomorrow and you can read all the rest about the gender and names in my prior posts. Happy reading!

Drum Roll if you please! BABY NAME (S)!

Ella OR Kaylyn

I guess we'll have to make the final decision when she is born!

My sister had a friend in high school named Ella and fell in love with it! And so did Kory when he first heard it!

Kaylyn is my mom's name. Now, let me just say this about family names! I AM NOT A FAMILY NAME KINDA PERSON!!! That's fine if you all are...More power to you....But Kory and I do not have a lot to pick from. For example, I adore my late grandfather, but I would never name my son Herbert and have him made fun of the rest of his life just because I felt that he had to have a family name!

Needless to say, I love my mom's name...So its more about the name than my mom (sorry mom!), but having it be my mom's name is an extra bonus!